Dreamy
What I can remember:
There was a sound playing hallmark card fused to my thigh. If I opened it I fell into a coma.
At one point I was trying to sleep but then I became paralyzed and also strapped to the roof of a huge cool truck
I broke into the apartment of my old roommate to try to steal my tea and my shirt that I said he took. Tim and I were looking in the bathroom for stuff when he came back with a huge party so we locked the door and managed to very slowly (dreamstyle) escape through the window.
Space-jam style baseball game in my back yard. Volleyball net, two baseball diamonds, I didn’t get a glove but then Dwight Schrute gave me his glove. It was yellow and, now that I think of it, may have been a foam “we are number one” finger
