Oh also
Tim and I went to visit our professors and they were in the middle of talking to a japanese soldier who kept going on about a sea monster. The Rock was sitting, fully clothed, in a bathtub having a knife fight with Tina Fey (I think it was her) while she was outside of the tub. He said he was doing this for training and I believed him.
Then my professors reanimated a severed head to tell us what he knew about the sea monster. The head grew a body, told us everything, then went into zombie mode. Tim casually took the pin out of a grenade, gently pressed it into the zombies mouth, and pushed it toward the next room over. Then I woke up and I wish I didn’t
